They should name every first Sunday of a new semester in Single wards “Cattle Call Sunday”. You’ve got your buyers sitting on the bleachers taking notes as the herd of cattle walk through the gates mooing at nothing in particular. Occasionally you’ll have a cow already being led by an owner to show the buyers that that particular cow ain’t for sale. And the cow crap. It’s everywhere. Smothered on the cows’ faces, clipped to their ears, dangling from their necks, growing from their heads. And don’t even get me started on those crisping pins and girdles. It was almost an utter waste of time (just had to get that in somehow).
Welcome to the blog for all the single sistas out there! I made this blog just for fun because I'm single and I know a lot of cool ladies who are single. Also, you don't have to be married with children to have a blog, right? SO...on this blog I'll post funny dating stories, links to other blogs of those who are unmarried and such, and any other insights I might have for the single, yet AMAZING. If you want to email me any funny dating stories, what you're doing in your life even if you're single, words of advice for when we single ladies have a spurt of I-Want-A-Man-Real-Bad syndrome, my email is firstname.lastname@example.org. Email me your blog addresses also if you want me have a link on mine. Otherwise, I'll post when I have inspiration flowing into my single soul!